Appletree Parts 1 and 2

As "Wild and Wandering".

"God its a drag

What is? Smoking?

No, women, you wouldn't believe it!

No, I wouldn't.

You see, I have this girl who's in a mess. She's getting so uptight
I don't know which way to break.

Indeed!

You remember that song "I've got to find a reason for leaving this girl"?
That's my song

No. I don't like songs. Music is just organized noise, and noise is
poison to the mind. That's what's the matter with her, too much music!!!"

 

Sung:

"Hey there georgie girl
Where would you like to go in this world
You can travel on a jet plane
We're tripping out on trains
But I'll always look to her
Cause she knows what to do
The sunlight's in my eyes
When I see you
She drives a sports car
And Frank Sinatra sings her love songs
That she'll never hear
But maybe this time next year
She'll have started her dreams
And maybe planted some Appletrees
For your heart
Appletrees don't tear you apart
Whose that hiding in the Appletree
Clinging to a branch
Don't be afraid cos its only me
Hoping for a little romance"

 

Shouted:

"Play a fast'un you bastard!"

 

Sung:

"Lifes the illusion, love is the dream.
I'm not sure just what it means
I'm somewhat slightly dazed.
I am unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed.
Could this be love the man said to me.
Could this be love or something I had for tea.
I'm unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed and confused.
I'm so very lonely, I'm 2000 Light Ales from home.
Lifes the illusion, love is the dream.
I saw your picture in a magazine.
It made me smile, it made me cry.
Its about time to go.
We can walk in the pissing rain,
together we'll make daisy chains.
You told me you're a Venus in blue jeans.
Oh you wrecked all of my dreams.
I'm happy, I'm sad, I'm feeling bad,
So come around here in satin and suck.
I'm so very lonely, I'm 2000 Light Ales from home.

Ha! ha! ha!