Preaching To The Perverted

Perverts, on your knees!
For what you're about to receive
It's definitely def
That's deffo for Defheads
F.Def for the Death-Deaf Undef...

Astley's in the noose (hang loose kid)
Lift the lid on the crimes he did
Caught playing safe
It's a bored game
All the same and everybody's playing it...

Nobody's saying it like this
Like, laying it down
No, they're brown-nosing
Posin' pretty in shitty shit city,
It's a tragedy, pure sit-comedy...

So we steal, so what
So far, so good
We're Robin Hoods, for the good of the losers
The boozers, the ugly, the crazy
The drunks and the punks
The perverts, the lazy...

The trouble here is that trouble never happens
There's bubbles to burst
So making trouble's a first
Rhythm and rhyme, partners in crime
Going for the prime time
I'm gonna get mine.

[CHORUS]
"This is the law / don't argue /
This is the law / stop grinnin'! /
Make some noise / shake what you've got... /
Go ahead / kick a hole in the speaker /
This is the law / for the ugly /
This is the law / U-u-ugly oh yeah! /
Yeah that's right kick it.../
Go ahead / kick a hole the speaker!"

Very metal riffs polluting the air,
Can U dig it? Hell yeah!
"Can U dig it?" Hell yeah!
Say it loud and say it proud
It's a far far better thing we do now...
There's no pleasure to treasure in prostitution
What's my solution? Noise pollution!

[CHORUS]

"The perverts, the perverts
The perverts, the perverts...coming out of the closet"

This isn't love
It's just cheap entertainment
The stains on the sheet and the crap on the pavement
Rearing our ugly head
Say what's got to be said with a sledgehammer,
No s-s-stammer...

Preach to the perverts, teach and convert
Each little excerpt, a feature of expertise
Rough and sleazy, loose and easy
Perverts can you hear me?

[CHORUS]

"Hallelujah!"

"Go ahead / kick a hole in the speaker /
This is the law / don't argue /
Go ahead / kick a hole in the speaker /
Yeah / Yeah that's right kick it.../
Go ahead / kick a hole in the speaker /
This is the law / for the ugly /
This is the law / don't argue"